:: Spankey is not Spank :: 03.27.06
Just when you thought the internet music
waves were safe, MMLLC is proud to announce a single from the
"Warning Spaz Attack Imminent" album. Yes, the Spazmeister
himself has graced us with his lofty tunes and will probably grace
you as well as long as you're hot (just kidding). We at MMLLC
are pleased to present you with "Dear
Spank."
:: Deaglipoo Leaves MMLLC:: 02.13.06
Deaglizer aka Deag aka Intr3piD has left
Minion Music, LLC for greener pastures. He has joined Worthless
Existence, a punk/rock Italian band. It is a sad day here
at the Kingdom but we wish Deag the best and all that crap that
goes with wishing.
:: Spazmeister gets his album :: 06.13.04
Our very own Spankey a.k.a. The Spazmeister
gets his very own record! When told that he was finally getting
his own album, he replied, "A SpAnKeY [album]? I'm flattered!"
It is still unknown whether Spankey himself will flourish the
entire album, but he's the kind of guy that takes it a step at
a time. For now, go to our downloads
page and listen to the very first song released on Spankey's "Warning
Spaz Attack Imminent" album -- The Best Game of the Week.
IT'S BOUND TO BE PLATINUMMMMMM!!
:: Two-Hit Kill (a remastered release!):: 06.13.04
The Spazmeister re-releases his debut
song, Two-Hit Kill! To listen to a remastered and "cleaner"
version, go to our downloads page.
Stay tuned for the next album release... The date is coming up!
:: Another Round -- YESH! :: 06.08.04
MTZ0r returns to MMLLC (after a brief
hiatus) and presents us with another song -- Another Round. "It's
really great to be back. I thought, why not make the summer brighter
with another lovely MMLLC release!" MTz0r exclaimed. Mountaineer
then added, "This is one of the reasons why we have a following;
We follow other people, in a non-stalkerish way..." Head
on down to get this latest album
addition!
:: The Roofy Saga Begins :: 06.07.04
MMLLC is churning some new music and today
we bring you our first spoof of a spoof! Curious? Well head on
down to our downloads page and
add this song to your collection.
:: The End... of the Round! :: 05.27.04
The Spazmeister delivers yet again, this
time with a spoof of They Might Be Giants' "End of the Tour"
music. When asked about his music, Spankey mentioned, "This
[spoof] is already a pretty big disaster. I don't see why we don't
take it one more experimental step into the future." He was,
of course, reporting to having his song distributed via MMLLC.
So, take the experimental step with us and download
the song!
:: Guest artist, Xipmunk, performs for MMLLC
:: 03.18.04
Up-and-coming artist, Xipmunk, has signed
a one song deal with Minion Music, LLC. "We're delighted
to have him on-board, even if it's just for one song!" stated
MMLLC's Mountaineer. Xipmunk has re-mastered the platinum single,
"(Ode to) Mac 10 Queen." When asked about his thoughts
on someone re-doing his song, Xianti replied, "Sweet."
To download the song, go to our downloads
area today!
:: MMLLC Artists unite for Deaglizer :: 02.18.04
In an unprecedented song, various artists
from the MMLLC team have united in bringing us a unique release
aptly named, "Captain Deagle (Team Italy)" When asked
about his thoughts on the song, Deaglizer could only offer one
comment, "Go TEAM ITALY!" To hear the song, click here
for the download area.
:: MT @ MMLLC + Buns! :: 02.17.04
Yo yo yo! We gots da MT in da Minion hizzouse!
LOL. We cannot speak gangsta. Anyway, we got our newly signed
artist, Moving Target, alias MT, for you here today with his debut
song, Buns of Steel. Well, what are you waiting for?! Download
it already!
:: CS Song... Released on X Unleashed :: 02.04.04
Here it is, MMLLC fans, the infamous audition
vocals of NGG herself! It's sung to the tune of Jessica Simpson's
"With You", but make no mistake, No Good Girl knows
her tuna from her chicken! Go to our download
area to listen to her debut single today!
:: No Good Girl joins MMLLC! :: 01.31.04
In a daring "audition", No Good Girl snatches
the title of newest MMLLC Artist! Her debut single will be released
soon (under the Xianti Unleashed album). Stay tuned and a hearty
welcome to this rebel! *wink*
:: La Canto dell'Amplificatore... :: 12.11.03
...was released today @ MMLLC. Tee-hehehehe!
Oh yes, please click here to go
to the download page.
:: Spazmeister reports in with Two-hit Kill :: 12.05.03
It's catchy, he's spazzy and Spankey's
got T-A-L-E-N-T (talent!) Go to our download
area to get his debut single, "Two-hit Kill". Spankey's
so talented, he did his own pre-production/production and post-production
on the song! Wheeee!!! Anyway, MMLLC is proud to release this
single under the Xianti Unleashed album. Have fun!
:: Xianti (aka MC GumWrapper) releases his
debut single! :: 11.09.03
We are pleased to announce the debut single
of artist, MC GumWrapper! This single is a great prediction of
the songs to appear here at MMLLC. Stay tuned for an exclusive
interview with MC GumWrapper!
:: NEW ALBUM! Xianti
Unleashed :: 11.06.03
After a brief hiatus, MMLLC is back! This
time, with a new album, new singers and new material! The first
song in this hot album was released today and the fans are dying
(from laughter) for more. To listen and enjoy, go here.
:: Last track in the Mounty Unplugged album
released! :: 10.18.03
The last track of the world-famous Mounty
Unplugged album was released today! Sung by our very own feature
singer, Kona Koala. "It is a great honor and joy to sing
for Mounty's first album. This last song was particularly fun
to do as much as I really don't have a clue who these people [who
I am singing about] are. I would be more than happy to continue
singing for MMLLC as long as they need me", commented the
humble Koala, Kona.
What's next for MMLLC? We asked the founder
herself for the future, "Well, I really wasn't planning on
another album, but one of our artist Butch--erm, I mean, MC GumWrapper,
wants to stand out with his own album, so we're going with that.
We even got a cover art ready (of course, the art had to be out-sourced)".
In other words, ladies, gents and marsupials, Minion Music will
release more music in the near future.
:: Spazmeister Spankey joins MMLLC:: 10.01.03
We got a new lyricist and singer today
and he goes by the name of Spankey. MMLLC grows everyday -- and
we are extremely happy to have Spankey with us. At press time,
MMLLC was unable to disclose Spankey's record deal. Stay tuned,
though.
:: Kona Koala releases another one :: 10.01.03
After the success of his last song, Fraid,
Kona is back to sing for MMLLC. This time, he has some positive
feedback, "Well, the last song was a bit odd because I don't
regard myself as a contemporary singer. With this song, I feel
very much at home. I still don't know who the heck I'm singing
about, but at least I'm singing the genre I like." You can
listen to Kona's hit here.
:: Mountaineer's new song:: 9.30.03
Just when you thought that Minion was
dying down, Mounty releases another song! When asked what inspired
her about this song, she simply stated, "The truce still
stands, but the singing will continue!" -- It's not exactly
the answer we were looking for, but it'll do. So go ahead and
have fun here.
:: Minion signs the famous MC GumWrapper::
9.26.03
Minion Music, LLC is pleased to announce
the signing (and future singing) of MC GumWrapper! Here's a sample
of his excellent lyrical styling: "She writes the songs that
make the whole world cringe/ She writes the songs of KORT and
fragging things/ She writes the songs that make the deaf go blind/
She writes the songs, she writes the songs " -- I smell PLATINUM!
:: Kenny Kangaroo -- Guest Featured Artist at MMLLC::
9.26.03
"We are happy that Kenny finally
returned our calls and was ready and willing to sing for Minion
-- we just didn't expect it to be this fast!" noted Mountaineer
of MMLLC. When asked about his participation, Kenny excitedly
stated, "I just wanna make Marsupials Mumble and I'm one
of them... Aaahahaheayaye!" (The last part of his interview
was cut short when he had to hop back home). You can listen to
Kenny's single here.
:: New Music At MMLLC:: 9.22.03
The Moon was aligned perfectly with Saturn
and Venus today, hence the release of new material from Mountaineer
herself. She was inspired by a performance done in a rerun of
an SNL skit with Will Ferrell and Ana Gasteyer. Without further
adieu, the new song.
:: Kona Koala is MMLLC's Featured Artist ::
9.20.03
MMLLC is pleased to announce the release
of Kona Koala's new single, Fraid. When asked how Kona felt in
an interview today, "I'm really happy with my single. Of
course, I didn't write it -- my manager, Mountaineer, wrote it.
I don't even know who the heck Fraid is. I thought it was a typo
or something, but I just kept singing."
:: Minion Music, LLC Site - Relaunched :: 9.19.03
Yeah, we got tired of the old look. Plus it only had one page. Now you can waste more of your time reading more than 1 page. Hurray!
:: New Lyricist Signed :: 9.18.03
He goes by the name of Eightball and
he is MMLLC's newest artist. A talented lyricist, he would actually
be singing for MMLLC if his microphone actually worked! From the
Massive Minion family, we wish to give a hearty welcome to the
odd 'baller! Word.
:: Deaglizer Signs with MMLLC :: 9.16.03
Minion Music, LLC has signed the infamous
Deaglizer for an undisclosed contract deal. For now, he will
be releasing his singles via the Mounty Unplugged Album.
It is uncertain at this point whether Deaglizer will have his
own album in the near future.
:: Minion Music, LLC and Mounty Unplugged
Launched :: 9.12.03
In an unprecedented event, Minion Music,
LLC is launched to the general (KORT) community and other important people (Hi, Mum!).
At the same time, Mounty releases her first and last debut album,
Mounty Unplugged. When asked about her inspiration to
begin this album, Mounty simply states: "Nothing. Seriously,
this album is about nothing. Actually, I should re-label the
album 'Songs About Nothing' but that does not sound as good
as 'Mounty Unplugged'. Besides, once you hear the songs, you
definitely want me to be unplugged!"
