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Thrombocytopenic Pyelonephritis Pyoderma Gangrenosum QQ Fever de Quervain's Tendinitis (Tenosynovitis) Quincke's Edema (Angioneurotic Edema) RRabies Raccoon Diseases Ramsay Hunt Auricular Syndrome (Herpes Zoster Oticus) Ramsay Hunt (Paralysis) Syndrome (Parkinsonian Disorders) Rat-Bite Fever Raynaud's Disease von Recklinghausen Disease (Neurofibromatosis 1) Rectal Diseases Rectal Prolapse Reflex Sympathetic Dystrophy Refsum Disease Refsum Disease, Infantile (Peroxisomal Disorders) Reinke's Edema (Voice Disorders) Reiter Disease Relapsing Fever Renal Artery Obstruction Renal Osteodystrophy Reptile Diseases Respiratory Distress Syndrome Respiratory Syncytial Virus Infections Restless Legs Syndrome Retinal Detachment Retinal Vein Occlusion Retinitis Pigmentosa Retinoblastoma Retinopathy of Prematurity Retinoschisis Retroperitoneal Fibrosis Retropharyngeal Abscesser Rett Syndrome Reye Syndrome Rh Isoimmunization Rhabdoid Tumor Rhabdomyolysis Rhabdomyosarcoma Rheumatic Fever Rhinoscleroma Rhinitis Rickets Rickettsia Infections Rift Valley Fever Robinow Syndrome (Foetal Face Syndrome) Rocky Mountain Spotted Fever Rodent Diseases Romano-Ward Syndrome (Long QT Syndrome) Romberg Syndrome (Facial Hemiatrophy) Root Canal Therapy Rosai-Dorfman Disease (Histiocytosis, Non-Langerhans-Cell ) Roseola (Exanthema Subitum ) Ross River Virus Infection (Alphavirus Infections ) Rubella Rubinstein-Taybi Syndrome Russell Silver Syndrome SSalivary Gland Diseases Salmonella Infections Salpingitis Samters Syndrome Sandhoff Disease Sanfilippo Syndrome (Mucopolysaccharidosis III) SAPHO Syndrome (Acquired Hyperostosis Syndrome) Sarcoidosis, Pulmonary Sarcoidosis Sarcoma SARS (Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome) Scabies Scarlet Fever Schamberg Disease (Pigmentation Disorders) Schaumann Disease (Sarcoidosis) Scheie Syndrome (Mucopolysaccharidoses) Scheuermann's Disease Schistosomiasis Schizencephaly Schizophrenia Schmidt's Syndrome (Polyendocrinopathies, Autoimmune) Sciatica Scimitar Syndrome Scleritis Scleroderma, Systemic Scoliosis Scotoma Scrub Typhus Scurvy (Vitamin C Deficiency) Seasonal Affective Disorder Seizures Self-Injurious Behavior Sepsis Septo-Optic Dysplasia Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome Severe Combined Immunodeficiency Sever's Disease Sex Chromosome Aberrations Sexual Dysfunctions, Psychological Sexually Transmitted Diseases (, Bacterial) Sezary Syndrome Shaken Baby Syndrome Sheep and Goat Diseases Shingles (Herpes Zoster ) Shock Short Bowel Syndrome Shprintzen Syndrome (Chromosome 22 Abnormalities) Shwachman(-Diamond) Syndrome (Pancreatic Insufficiency) Shy-Drager Syndrome Sialorrhea Sick Building Syndrome Silicosis Silk Road Disease (Behcet Syndrome) Sinusitis Situs Inversus Sjogren's Syndrome Skin Diseases, Infectious Skin Neoplasms Skin Ulcer Sleep Disorders Smallpox Smith-Lemli-Opitz Syndrome Smith-Magenis Syndrome Smith-Magenis Syndrome Sneddon Syndrome Snoring Social Behavior Somatoform Disorders Sore Throat (Pharyngitis) Sotos Syndrome (Cerebral Gigantism) Spasmodic Dysphonia (Voice Disorders) Spasmodic Torticollis (Dystonia) Spasm Spasms, Infantile (West Syndrome) Speech Disorders Spermatic Cord Torsion Spherocytosis, Hereditary Spina Bifida (Spinal Dysraphism) Spina Bifida Occulta Spinal Cord Injuries Spinal Diseases Spinal Dysraphism Spinal Muscular Atrophies of Childhood Spinal Stenosis Splenic Diseases Splenic Rupture Spondylitis, Ankylosing Spondylolisthesis Sprengel's Deformity Staphylococcal Infections Stargardt Disease (Macular Degeneration) Starvation Stein-Leventhal Syndrome (Polycystic Ovary Syndrome) Stevens-Johnson Syndrome Stickler/Marshall Syndrome (not on MeSH) Stiff-Man Syndrome (Stiff-Person Syndrome) Stiff-Person Syndrome Still's Disease (Arthritis, Rheumatoid) Stomatitis, Aphthous Strabismus Streptococcal Infections Stress Stress Disorders, Post-Traumatic Stridor Stroke (Cerebrovascular Disorders) Stuart-Prower Deficiency (Factor X Deficiency) Sturge-Weber Syndrome Stuttering (Speech Disorders) Sty (Hordeolum) Subacute Sclerosing Panencephalitis Subglottic Stenosis (Laryngostenosis) Substance-Related Disorders Sudden Infant Death Suicidal Behavior Superior Vena Cava Syndrome Supraglottitis (Epiglottitis) Supranuclear Palsy, Progressive Sweet's Syndrome Syncope (Unconsciousness) Synesthesia Swine Diseases Syndrome X Syphilis Syphilis, Congenital Syringomyelia TTachycardia Taeniasis Takayasu's Arteritis Tangier Disease Tardive Dyskinesia Taste Disorders Tay-Sachs Disease Telangiectasia, Hereditary Hemorrhagic Telangiectasis Temporal Arteritis Temporomandibular Joint Disorders Tennis Elbow Tenosynovitis Teratoma Testicular Cancer (Testicular Diseases) Testicular Diseases Tetanus Tethered Cord Syndrome (Spina Bifida Occulta) Tetrahydrobiopterin Deficiency Tetralogy of Fallot Thalassemia Thalamic Diseases Thanatophoric Dysplasia Thoracic Neoplasms Thoracic Outlet Syndrome Thrombasthenia Thromboangiitis Obliterans Thrombocytopenia Thrombosis Thrush (Candidiasis) Thygeson's Superficial Punctate Keratopathy Thymoma Thyroid Diseases Thyroid Nodule Thyroiditis, Autoimmune Tic Disorders Tick-Borne Diseases (Bacterial .. Infections) Tick-Borne Diseases (Parasitic Diseases) Tietze's Syndrome (Costochondritis) Tinea Tinea Pedis (Athlete's Foot;Dermatomycoses) Tinea Versicolor Tinnitus Tolosa-Hunt Syndrome (Ophthalmoplegia) Tonsillitis Torticollis Torture Tourette Syndrome Toxic Shock Syndrome (Sepsis) Toxoplasmosis Tracheal Stenosis Tracheoesophageal Fistula Trachoma Treacher Collins Syndrome (Manidibulofacial Dysostosis) Tremor Trichinosis Trichomonas Infections Trichothiodystrophy Trichotillomania Tricuspid Atresia Trigeminal Neuralgia Trimethylaminuria Triosephosphate Isomerase Deficiency (Anemia, Hemolytic, Congenital Nonspherocytic) Triple-X Females Trismus (Spasm) Trisomy 13 Trophoblastic Neoplasms Trypanosomiasis, African Trypanosomiasis Tuberculosis Tuberous Sclerosis Tularemia Tumor, Warthin (Salivary Gland Diseases) Turner Syndrome Twins, Conjoined Tympanic Membrane Perforation Typhoid Fever Typhus, Epidemic Louse-Borne Tyrosinemias UUlnar Nerve Compression Syndromes Unconsciousness Undulant Fever (Brucellosis) Urea Cycle Disorders (not on MeSH) Ureaplasma Infections (Mycoplasma Infections) Urethral Stricture Urethritis Urinary Retention Urinary Tract Infections Urination Disorders Urogenital Neoplasms Urticaria Usher Syndrome Uterine Fibroids (Leiomyoma) Uterine Inversion Uterine Neoplasms Uterine Prolapse Uveitis VVaginal Diseases Varicocele Varicose Veins Vasculitis Vasospasm, Intracranial Velocardiofacial Syndrome ( > Chrmosome 22 Abnormalities) Ventricular Fibrillation Vertigo Vesico-Ureteral Reflux Vestibular Neuronitis Vibrio Infections Vitamin B 12 Deficiency Vitiligo Vocal Cord Paralysis Voice Disorders Volvulus (Intestinal Obstruction) Vomiting WWaardenburg's Syndrome Waldenstrom Macroglobulinemia Wallenberg's Syndrome (Lateral Medullary Syndrome) Warthin's Tumor (Salivary Gland Diseases) Warts Weber-Christian disease (Panniculitis) Wegener's Granulomatosis Werdnig-Hoffmann Disease (Spinal Muscular Atrophies of Childhood) Werner Syndrome Wernicke Encephalopathy West Nile Fever West Syndrome (Spasms, Infantile) Whipple's Disease Whipworm Infections White Dot Syndrome Whitmore's Disease (Melioidosis) Whooping Cough von Willebrand Disease Wilson's Disease (Hepatolenticular Degeneration) William-Beuren Syndrome (Williams Syndrome) Williams Syndrome Wilms' Tumor (Nephroblastoma) Wiskott-Aldrich Syndrome Wolf-Hirschhorn Syndrome Wolff-Parkinson-White Syndrome Wolfram Syndrome Wolman Disease Wounds, Penetrating and Non-penetrating XXanthomatosis Xeroderma Pigmentosum Xerostomia X-Linked Myotubular Myopathy XXY Males (Klinefelter's Syndrome) XYY Karyotype YYaws Yellow Fever Yersinia Infections Yersinia Enterocolitica Infection ZZellweger Syndrome Zenker Diverticulum Zollinger-Ellison Syndrome Zoonoses (bacterial & viral) Zygomycosis. 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