Mountaineer --> Mounty
On the sixth day of the eight moon cycle
with the sun facing the west and Venus moving south, Mounty begins
churning up the lyrics and sings to popular music of old. It is
still uncertain as to where she comes up with half of this stuff
but as long as the fuel of happiness drives her, she will keep
going. To reach Mounty, make sure you are not actually a stalker.
To find out if you are a stalker, look behind you and see if there
is a piece of paper stuck on your back that reads "I am a
Stalker". If this is so, please do not attempt to reach Mounty.
She has most likely sent the cops for you.
Deaglizer --> Deag (Retired.)
Deaglizer hates his sister. Deaglizer
loves his sister. Deaglizer loves to annoy his sister as much
as his sister loves to annoy him back. Deaglizer gets all his
ideas from being annoyed and if he should cease to be annoyed,
he will find a way to be annoyed so as to continue making songs
of annoyance.
Eightball --> 'baller
Eightball is a special kid. Special in
a way that he likes to listen to real music. That is why we at
MMLLC like him so much. He likes real music but he also listens
to MMLLC's releases. Isn't that special?
Xianti --> MC GumWrapper
Now the topic of a song, MC GumWrapper
hails for the hood of Nored. Although his singing style remains
a mystery one thing is certain -- he's got Minion Music material
all the way up his gum-wrapper-wrapped tooth!
Spankey --> Spankey!
His name is Spankey. He is the spazmeister.
'nuff said!
H4yW00d --> H4yW00d
This doode is not just kewl, he's ultra-cool.
Wait till you hear his songs, too.
No Good Girl --> No Good Girl
Her "audition" didn't just go great, it
was AWESOME! She plays guitar, too so we might be getting an official
MMLLC single from her soon! Hehehe...
Moving Target --> MTZOR
MT is the ultimate MMLLC perfectionist.
He does not just submit the first, second, or third recording
he makes. He submits the nth try to make sure that his songs are...
perfect!
Do you want to be a part of MMLLC? Do you have what it takes to
write MMLLC worthy songs? Can you sing? No, scratch that last question.
Join MMLLC TODAY and be a part of the group that Makes Marsupials
Mumble™.
